Tech support Humor

[Mike Taylor <taylor@syrinx.jeffnet.org>]

>>The essence of Customer Support.
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>>Tech Support for ETCH-A-SKETCH
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>>Question:  My Etch-A-Sketch has a distorted display.
>>Answer:    Pick it up and shake it.
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>>Question:  My Etch-A-Sketch has all of these funny little lines
>>                     all over the screen.
>>Answer:    Pick it up and shake it.
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>>Question:  How do I turn my Etch-A-Sketch off?
>>Answer:    Pick it up and shake it.
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>>Question:  My Etch-A-Sketch has lines that prevent me from doing
>>                     my art project.
>>Answer:    Pick it up and shake it.
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>>Question:  How do I delete a document on my Etch-A-Sketch?
>>Answer:    Pick it up and shake it.
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>>Question:  How do I keep from losing my Etch-A-Sketch documents
>>                      in the middle of my  work?
>>Answer:    Don't pick it up.   Stop shaking it.
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