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A little climbing humor.
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- Subject: A little climbing humor.
- From: "Kraus, Jason/SLC" <[email protected]>
- Date: Mon, 6 Oct 1997 14:53:46 -0600
- Reply-To: "Kraus, Jason/SLC" <[email protected]>
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The perfect marriage...climbing and comedy. Love it.
Enjoy.
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> From: Kozlosky, John P. @ SLG[SMTP:[email protected]]
> Sent: Monday, October 06, 1997 1:51 PM
> To: Kraus, Jason/SLC
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> The Top 16 Signs You've Chosen the Wrong Mount Everest Guide
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> 16> The last three days, all you've had to eat is s'mores.
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> 15> Every morning greets the group with, "Wonder who'll die today?"
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> 14> Doesn't worry about provisions, as there's bound to be a
> Starbucks or McDonald's every half mile or so.
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> 13> Gets lost in the "Sherpa Shack" gift shop.
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> 12> Makes everyone do upside down shots off the St. Bernard's
> collar.
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> 11> First day's preparation devoted entirely to making snow angels.
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> 10> Every 10 minutes, stops and yells, "RICOLA."
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> 9> Throws a fit when her stiletto heel gets stuck in the ice.
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> 8> Has everyone stick their tongues to a cherry popsicle "for
> practice."
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> 7> Keeps repeating, "Is it me, or is it cold up here?"
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> 6> "Map, schmap -- you see the top from here!!"
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> 5> Two words: Golf Clubs.
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> 4> Forgets to wear socks with his sandals.
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> 3> Keeps using the oxygen tanks to make balloon animals.
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> 2> Every so often, turns and screams, "Stop following me!"
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> and the Number 1 Sign You've Chosen the Wrong Mount Everest Guide...
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> 1> Squeezes your ass then yells, "Hey, if we get stranded we can
> live off Tubby here for a week!"
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