FW:

["Terry Blanchard" <diveall@efortress.com>]

-----Original Message-----
From: John Miller [mailto:jmiller@bitcorp.net] 
Sent: Thursday, August 13, 1998 5:03 PM
To: 'Bill Robertson'; 'Dan Monson'; 'Darryl Watkins'; David Carr;
'Monique Boeke'; Nate Williams; 'Ray Malheiro'; 'Rod Thomas'; 'Ron
Wells'; 'Terry Blanchard'
Subject: 


TOP TEN REJECTION LINES GIVEN BY WOMEN
                     (and what they actually mean)
 
   10. I think of you as a brother.
       (You remind me of that inbred banjo geek in "Deliverance.")
 
    9. There's a slight difference in our ages.
       (I don't want to do my DAD.)
 
    8. I'm not attracted to you in 'that' way.
       (You ugly dork.)
 
    7. My life is too complicated right now.
       (I don't want you spending the night or else you may hear
       phone calls from all the other guys I'm sleeping with.)
 
    6. I've got a boyfriend.
       (I prefer my male cat and 1/2 gallon Ben & Jerry's ice cream.)
 
    5. I don't date men where I work.
       (I wouldn't date you if you're in the same *solar system*,
       much less the same building.)
 
    4. It's not you, it's me.
       (It's you.)
 
    3. I'm concentrating on my career.
       (Even something as boring and unfulfilling as my job is
       better than dating you.)
 
    2. I'm celibate.
       (I've sworn off the likes of you or I'd rather be gang raped
       by midgets or I'd rather drink turpentine and piss on a brush
       fire or when bats fly out of my butt.)
 
    1. Let's be friends.
       (I want you to stay around so I can tell you in excruciating
       detail about all the other men I meet and have sex with.)
 
 
 
                 TOP TEN REJECTION LINES GIVEN BY MEN
                     (and what they actually mean)
 
   10. I think of you as a sister.
       (You're ugly.)
 
    9. There's a slight difference in our ages.
       (You're ugly.)
 
    8. I'm not attracted to you in 'that' way.
       (You're ugly.)
 
    7. My life is too complicated right now.
       (You're ugly.)
 
    6. I've got a girlfriend.
       (You're ugly.)
 
    5. I don't date women where I work.
       (You're ugly.)
 
    4. It's not you, it's me.
       (You're ugly.)
 
    3. I'm concentrating on my career.
       (You're ugly.)
 
    2. I'm celibate.
       (You're ugly.)
 
    1. Let's be friends.
       (You're sinfully ugly.)

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