Childhood Truths

["Brennon Davies" <brdavies@globalcenter.net>]

Here is a fax that Dr. Laura received and posted on her website and that I
found humorous. Enjoy! :-)


 Subject: Great Truths About Life That Little Children Have Learned
Date: 1998-06-01

1. No matter how hard you try, you cannot baptize cats.

2. When your mom is mad at your dad, don�t let her brush your hair.

3. If your sister hits you, don�t hit her back. They always catch the second
person.

4. Never ask your 3-year-old brother to hold a tomato.

5. You can�t trust dogs to watch your food.

6. Reading what people write on desks can teach you a lot.

7. Don�t sneeze when someone is cutting your hair.

8. Puppies still have bad breath even after eating a tic tac.

9. Never hold a dustbuster and a cat at the same time.

10. School lunches stick to the wall.

11. You can�t hide a piece of broccoli in a glass of milk.

12. Don�t wear polka-dot underwear under white shorts.

13. The best place to be when you are sad is in Grandma�s lap.