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humor: sep 15 -- mostly puns!!
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From: Just 4 Laughs Humor List <[email protected]>
Copyright Explained
When you write copy you have the right to copyright the copy you
write, if the copy is right. If however, your copy falls over, you
must right your copy. If you write religious services you write
rite, and have the right to copyright the rite you write.
Very conservative people write right copy, and have the right to
copyright the right copy they write. A right wing cleric would write
right rite, and has the right to copyright the right rite he has the
right to write. His editor has the job of making the right rite copy
right before the copyright can be right.
Should Jim Wright decide to write right rite, then Wright would write
right rite, which Wright has the right to copyright. Duplicating
that rite would copy Wright right rite, and violate copyright, which
Wright would have the right to right.
Right?
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WARNING! YOU ARE ENTERING THE PUN ZONE.
PROCEED AT YOUR OWN RISK.
From: Stan Kegel <[email protected]>
I was at a birthday party where people were giving gifts to the
honoree. She got a few nice things, dishes, CDs, etc., some of which
were passed around for closer inspection.
At one point, she received a nice writing set with paper, envelopes,
and stamps. Someone wanted to see the design, but I shouted "NO!! Don't
pass it around, ... or it'll no longer be stationery!!"
From: Stan Kegel <[email protected]>
"Today," said the professor , "I will be lecturing about the
liver and spleen. Then perhaps we will discuss the pancreas and ..."
Up in the gallery, one med student leaned toward the other,
"I'm leaving, if there's one thing I can't stand ... it's an
organ recital!"
From: Tom Ervin <[email protected]>
A Polar Bear goes into a bar and says, " Can I have a gin
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........tonic please?"
The barman serves him and says, "Sure, but why the large pause?"
Polar Bear says, "Don't know, I've always had them."
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